Gatiep en Maraai

One morning while making breakfast, Gatiep walked up to Maraai and klapped her on her boud and said, "Ek se, ou Dikkes, if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle,ne?"

She just gave him the evil eye and replied with silence. The next morning Gatiep woke Maraai with a pinch on the breast and said, "Dolly Parton, if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra, ne?"

This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his manhood. With a death grip in place she said, "Jy weet ou Slappes, if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, your neighbour, the plumber, the pool man en jou broer, ne......!"